Saturday, July 21, 2007
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Some things I learned about software while watching Die Hard 4.0 and Transformers:

1. A hacker is most of the times a hot chick.
2. A hacker never uses normal operating systems. They have a bizzare OS, that is specifically optimized for their single need - displaying a map of USA with red dots on it.
3. When a computer is hacked into, the screen flickers.
4. Evil hackers, even if hot chicks, will always be proficient at martial arts as well.
5. You can hack a computer system by directing weird sounds at it.
6. Visualization is king - code breaking and pattern recognition are achieved using quick manipulations of 3D images.

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Monday, July 23, 2007 10:27:17 PM (Jerusalem Daylight Time, UTC+03:00)
Lies, damn lies.
1. There was only one hacker chick throughout those two movies -- in contrast to a TV-pretty-boy-hacker, a living-in-mommas-basement hacker, a fat-nigger hacker and a bunch of mech-hackers. It goes to show that women are not yet seen equal to men and machine in this area of life.
2. You've got the cause-and-effect all wrong. She had ninja-skills cause she was a chink, not cause she was a hacker.
Ilya
Tuesday, July 24, 2007 10:12:55 PM (Jerusalem Daylight Time, UTC+03:00)
Ilya,
You surely forget Rachael Taylor (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1592225/), the hot Tasmanian hacker chick.
Wednesday, July 25, 2007 8:43:05 AM (Jerusalem Daylight Time, UTC+03:00)
World's best hacker:
http://www.electric-escape.net/node/1475
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