During the current horrible economic conditions, many business leaders across the world are scratching their heads trying to survive and looking to find new income sources.
Meanwhile, the new fad that's taking the world wide web by storm is the usage of obscure TLDs (top level domains, that's the few letters coming after the last dot in the web address), such as http://bit.ly, http://cli.gs/ etc.

So, here at pashabitz.com, I will provide a way for existing companies, large and small, to transform their businesses and expand into new and exciting markets, using these obscure TLDs (ideas are free of charge, as usual):

1. An existing provider of services to the enterprise market - bigco.com...
...can reinvent as a specialized adult-content company - bigco.ck (using the TLD of Cook Islands)

2. A restaurant table reservation service - eat.com...
...can increase revenues by creating a site for fellatio lovers - eat.me (using the TLD of Montenegro)

3. Publically traded Beckton, Dickinson and Co, that uses it's site bd.com to sell fine medical supplies...
...can increase revenue by restocking and setting up shop at bd.sm (using the TLD of San Marino)

4. Libraries Unlimited, a fine resource for librarians at lu.com...
...can sell a wide array of products at lu.be (using the TLD of Belgium). Things like... like... for car engines?

5. Matematicians at pi.com, who must also be suffering during these times of economic turmoil...
...can sell software for tech-savvy prostitute managers at pi.mp (Northern Mariana Islands)

6. Sexaholics Anonymous (sa.org) surely don't need my help, but if they ever give up on giving up...
...why not cater for the leather loving crowd at sa.do (Dominican Republic)

And if all of the above doesn't help and you just totally run out of ideas, there's a whole nation in Africa that was set up just to help you out. It's called Benin, and its TLD is .bj.

Update:
Apparently, the Cook Islands have little sense of humor:

"Domains considered profane, e.g. 'blow.co.ck', 'mybig.co.ck', etc, will not be considered on any level"

 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/.ck)
Thanks, Ofer.

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I grew up using the command line. And then with the Mac, Windows and the Internet - it was gone.
But it's been coming back slowly.
I've been thinking about the "web command line" for a while.
Yes, Google Search is a web command line for years now, doing conversions and calculations (to name a few) and not just search.
And there's been some attempts to take this further, like yubnub.org
But recently the command line is creeping back in web's true style - unnoticed, uncoordinated, distributed. Slowly and surely.
It's in twitter where you use prefix characters to denote other users and topics in a text box inside your browser.
It's in blip.fm where you control broadcasting to other sites by a prefix exclamation mark in a text box inside your browser.
It's in aardvark where you interact with other users using text commands in the text box of your IM client.

So, this guy Glenn Beck is live on Fox, interviewing this guy Robert Gellately, author of Lenin, Stalin and Hitler.
Glenn Beck: So, when Lenin came to power through the 1917 revolution, he had all the heads of factories and businessmen killed, right?
Robert Gelatelly: Right.
GB: And, this is sort of like what president Obama is doing to the AIG execs now, right?
RG: Right.
And it goes on.

A little crazy in the head, aren't we?

Last night was Super Bowl 43. Alas, I am in a timezone that doesn't allow me to even care. But I love a good movie trailer, and a big bunch of them was released during the commercial breaks last night.

So here are four of them, in a biased order of ascending coolness:

1. G.I. Joe:

2. Terminator Salvation(sorry, no embed available)

3. Star Trek:

4. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen(better quality here than in YouTube)