Yo dogs!

Check this out: Oren Ellenbogen is up in the air.

This dude can do stuff with Visual Studio that’ll make your hair stand up, form elaborate geometrical shapes and sometimes - do the Rumba. So anyway, pay him a visit.

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Turns out I was born in the Year of the Rooster(1981).

Here’s what the chinese calendar site has to say:

“The sign of the Rooster indicates a person who is hard-working and definite about their decisions. Roosters are not afraid to speak their minds and can therefore sometimes come across as boastful. They make good restaurant owners and world travellers.”

I definitely agree with “definite about their decisions” and “sometimes come across as boastful”.

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Well folks, let me lend you a free piece of advice about this one travel magazine you should never be reading.

It’s called “טיול עולמי” (World Travel) and it’s available at selected bookstores near you(If you happen to live in Israel that is, my dear, devoted, non-existing, English-speaking readers). In fact, I bet you real money it’s available right now. Go on, check it. Know why? Because nobody is stupid enough to actually buy one.

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I knew I didn’t want to go to work this morning for a reason.

Well, aside from the fact I only went to sleep at 2am, my eyes were burning as if I just spilled some special gazoline-based, industrial-strength stain-remover on them and rubbed them with garlic, and I just all-around don’t get turned on by going to work in the mornings. Never mind that.

I knew I had *The Bug* to deal with, and no matter how much I wished I had something super-important to do all day, I knew I had to tackle that bug *today*.

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